Michael Arrington was making over $100,000 a month running an ad campaign for Microsoft. He’s been lambasted all over for not disclosing that his lame ads were, in fact, lame ads – but hell, $100,000 a month says I couldn’t care less about disclosing that either.
So! Here we go! Did you know that this blog is People-Ready? It is so ready for people, and it’s all because of Microsoft. I love Microsoft, and because of them, I’m People-Ready. This is a People-Ready business. I, myself, am permanently People-Ready, especially if those people are hot chicks. Forget I said that.
People-Ready, People-Ready, People-Ready! This blog has comments! It empowers people to communicate with me and hold conversations. Comments, and this blog, are People-Ready, as am I, as are my readers, and heaps of other stuff, etc. Also, I write stuff on this blog. From the second I hit submit, that content is People-Ready, thanks to Microsoft.
I am so motherfucking PEOPLE-READY it is beginning to hurt. I may actually be TOO People-Ready. Did I tell you how much Microsoft software ROCKS MY WORLD? Because it does. Thanks to Microsoft and its top-quality people-readying software, I am now more People-Ready than pretty much anyone else on earth.
I am also Dollars-Ready.
You know what I am? I’m motherfucking PEOPLE FUCKING READY! Now please send me 100,000 People-Ready dollars a month.
June 27th, 2007 at 12:06 pm
If you are so PEOPLE-READY why have you closed the comments on your last two posts? Looks more to me as if you’re unable to handle people, rather than being PEOPLE-READY.
June 27th, 2007 at 12:28 pm
That’s all part of being PEOPLE-READY. You just can’t understand because you’re not PEOPLE-READY.
June 27th, 2007 at 4:11 pm
Oh, I see. PEOPLE-READY means that you shut down your comments whenever someone comes along and makes a comment that doesn’t agree with your opinion? That’s PEOPLE-READY?
Or is the theft of a Trademark belonging to Microsoft your idea of PEOPLE-READY?
reading through the comments on the last couple of ‘posts’ that you’ve made, I think you’re not only not PEOPLE-READY as you insist on shouting, but not exactly ready for society in general. Pretty pathetic, in fact.
Now I suppose you’ll close the comments on this ‘post’ too, huh?
July 3rd, 2007 at 7:08 pm
Look “Nightingale”, why don’t you take your gay-ass name and shove off? You’re nowhere near PEOPLE-READY enough for this site, and frankly I’m sick of your lame attempts at criticism.
Come back when you’re 1. less gay and 2. more PEOPLE-READY and we’ll talk.
July 4th, 2007 at 9:56 pm
Aww Sho, you didn’t close the comments after your silly-boy little tirade: I am sooooo disappointed in you.
July 7th, 2007 at 12:22 am
LOL
July 9th, 2007 at 4:04 pm
What a plonker! I don’t think I’ve ever come across anyone who is so unready for people in my life.
July 9th, 2007 at 7:13 pm
OK! That’s it. That’s the lamest comment yet, and it’s time to draw a line. Party’s over, guys. No more of these PATHETIC comments.
The new policy on this blog is that I’m going to delete any comment that doesn’t meet the most basic test for intelligence, wit, insightfulness, or any merit whatsoever. Come on people – these latest comments are just intolerably moronic. Insult me if you want, but at least make it funny or clever or something. “Plonker”? I feel stupider just reading your hopeless efforts at scoring some sort of internet point against me.
Nightingale, Stan – seriously. You people are fucking lame. I know you think you’re checkmating me with your “dimwitticisms” but you haven’t .. I just can’t respond because you’re just too stupid it hurts to even try to come down to your level. So from now on, I’m just going to delete the comments outright – don’t waste your time or mine by writing, please.
Note that I’m not deleting comments that insult me. I enjoy a good old-fashioned slanging much as much as the next man. If you’ve got some clever or just plain offensive way to call me names, please do – I’m delighted to meet anyone smart enough to insult me in some innovative way. But “plonker”? Jesus fucking christ. I’m lost for words hearing that kind of language. You just live in a different world from me my friend. You’re so many steps down the intellectual ladder that I get a kind of mental vertigo just imagining what kind of drooling cross-eyed schmuck must be hunched over the keyboard, your drooping jowls a foul landscape of oily open pores reflecting cheap blue light from your $50 monitor, store-brand cheese balls packets strewn around, an almost-empty box of low-cost tissues within hand’s reach. It’s repulsive. Your very fucking existence is repulsive. I wish you just didn’t exist.
I’m not even angry! I just feel kind of sick thinking about the kind of life experience that would lead to a grown man thinking it’s A-OK to call someone a “plonker”. It’s just kind of saddening and mildly nauseating, like seeing a horse with a broken leg. It’s horrible, it’s sad, but you know the only solution is to put the horse to sleep as humanely as possible .. same goes for you two, Stan and Nightingale. Just .. go to sleep. Leave this world. And if you can’t leave this world, please leave the internet .. and if you can’t do that, at least fucking leave this blog.
Plonker. Jesus fucking christ. I feel sorry for you people. Now, go.
July 10th, 2007 at 5:15 am
God, you’d think he was crying into his cheesie-puffs, going on like that. Sho’ is funny tho.
I guess he doesn’t know what a plonker is, and that’s what’s got him stymied, the maroon.
July 10th, 2007 at 5:20 am
You could be right, but then, with all his knowlewdge, he only needs to go to http://www.acronymfinder.com/acronym.aspx?rec={60873A9D-31E2-42C8-B921-E9D6BE961DCD} and he’d find a definition of plonker.
July 10th, 2007 at 5:21 am
Yeh, and he probably thinks that maroon is a colour, whereas the dictionary tells us it also means: To abandon or isolate with little hope of ready rescue or escape.
Pretty much like his intellectual capabilities.
Fancy a cup of tea?
July 10th, 2007 at 5:22 am
Love a cup. Tell Nightingale that the kettle’s on.
July 10th, 2007 at 5:22 am
Green tea for me, chaps.
July 10th, 2007 at 5:24 am
Hey, don’t forget to save this page, in case the poor sod does delete all the comments. We can laugh over it later.
July 10th, 2007 at 5:25 am
Done.
July 10th, 2007 at 1:23 pm
This is actually kind of fascinating. It’s like observing primitive life under a microscope.
The funny thing about the internet is there’s a billion people on it now – which means that there’s at least 500 million or so who are statistically sub-average. I’m no expert but I’d guess that that means at least 100 million internet users are clinical morons – or, as georgie insightfully put it, “maroons”. Us at the higher stratas of the intellectual distribution rarely have the pleasure of observing that category in their native habitat, so it’s quite a pleasant surprise to see a few of them setting up temporary camp in one’s own backyard, just to see how they act.
Keep it up guys, and don’t forget to save the page unless I delete all the comments, presumably for forwarding to the Library of Congress or something. And Nightingale, sorry to be the one to break it to you, but studies have shown that 99.9% of non-asian male green tea drinkers are gay.
I might check in from time to time to see how the funny little animals are doing. Sorry can’t be more often than that – you see, I have things to do that don’t really involve camping out on blogs making inane comments about nothing.
July 11th, 2007 at 3:30 am
Sho, with your so-called massive intelligence, you should have been able to spot that whoever wrote the above comments, the plural is incorrect. It is obviously one person making fun of you: just look at the posting times for heaven’s sake!
I suspect you may need to adjust your self-perceived position on the intelligence ladder downward, by several rungs.
Pi.
July 11th, 2007 at 11:13 am
heh – you’re right. i hadn’t bothered to look closely. score 1 for “Pi”.
fucking germans!
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