Archive for May, 2006

1 Comment Spam every 2 minutes

Monday, May 22nd, 2006

This blog now receives one comment spam attempt every 2 minutes, 24 hours a day. I’m using the excellent Spam Karma 2 to deal with them, which has maintained a wonderful 100% accuracy ever since I installed it, but I hear Akismet is also good. What seems pretty obvious though is that if you have a blog, and no spam protection, you’re either very unhappy right now, or your blog is nothing but one big advertising board for whatever spam ripoff is current.

It’s quite a miserable situation and a none too positive comment on human nature that the spam issue has degenerated this far, but it seems to only get worse.

A happier tale is that of email spam, which for me is extremely rare. I’d say that’s a result of a fairly strict policy of never putting my email address anywhere on the web in text format. A google search for my email turns up nothing, and that’s the way I like it.

UPDATE: from the Akismet site’s “daily zeitgeist”: over 1.2 million spams seen in the last 24 hours, out of around 35 million total since epoch. That seems to support my theory that some kind of massive surge is on now ..

China moves towards democracy

Tuesday, May 16th, 2006

I don’t know why the media isn’t reporting on this incredible news, but on the eve of the 40th anniversary of the Cultural Revolution, China has announced it will allow elections for local politicians. Sure, they’ll all be members of the Communist Party. But there will be scope for differences between them on local issues and surely larger trends will emerge.

So in one stroke, Communist China is now at least a partial democracy. The more cynical amongst us might comment that there is such precious little difference between, say, Australia’s Left and Right politicians that we’re now pretty much equal. Well, no – this is still just for local politics, the equivalent of City Councils, although they have far more power than in the US or AU. But nonetheless, this is an incredible development.

I see nothing on CNN, BBC, or the SMH about this, and I don’t know why. (Highly reliable) blog source here.

Enter the big(ger) league

Wednesday, May 10th, 2006

I just placed my first ever paid advertising. Didn’t cost all that much, but was still surprisingly stressful! I feel like I’ve crossed a kind of threshold. Been putting it off for days .. weeks actually, I don’t know why. But then today I watched Steve Job’s 2005 Stanford Commencement Address again and thought, fuck it. Let’s fucking do this. And I clicked “submit”.

Details if and when my venture is successful.

Amusing conversation part 2

Wednesday, May 10th, 2006

As an update to my previous post detailing an amusing conversation I had with a Japanese cleaning lady, in which I attempted to tell her that the washlet on the toilet was broken and ask if maintenance could come and fix it: Today maintenance came and fixed the air conditioner, which wasn’t broken.

UPDATE: The man also cleaned the stove and did something to a screen door. Guess I really got my message across.

Behind Enemy Lines

Tuesday, May 9th, 2006

For reasons currently known only to myself, my task over the last days and weeks has been to infiltrate, imitate and ingratiate myself amongst several top-ranked left-wing websites.

It’s actually been really fun. I usually hate the right-wing websites – at least the comments sections – because I get personally offended that my political leanings are often shared by such fucking morons as those who comment on every right-wing site I know. But with the left-wing sites, it’s kind of a game to see who can shriek the loudest and most ludicrous denunciation of Bush’s thousand-year reign of torment, and so I often find myself laughing out loud as I compose some insane rant against some total straw man (long time visitors will know I’m pretty good at that) – only to watch it be voted up and hailed by my fellow travellers.

Good times and if my ploy is a success, I’ll be spilling beans galore so stay tuned!

Time to Cash In!

Monday, May 8th, 2006


My blog is worth $0.00.
How much is your blog worth?

IKEA and its discontents

Monday, May 8th, 2006

I enjoyed this article immensely:

Not for the first time, I was subjected the other day to a heartfelt diatribe on how Ikea has singlehandedly leached all the vitality and vigor out of the world, shoehorned human creativity into an infinity of barcode-anonymous MDF wall units, and spawned endless cyborg armies of khaki-clad, essentially fungible consumervolk.

You read that right: Ikea.

Reminds me of a few people I know. Worth a read here.

The article also contributed my word of the day: ahistoricity. Although I previously disliked its root word historicity – a contraction of “historical authenticity” – I now like both. Having the compound meaning in just one word makes it more accessible in everyday conversation, and even better is its newfound eligibility for the good old a- prefix – making a single, concise word out of a cumbersome phrase.

If we’re hoping to generally improve the level of dialogue, a good place to start is making complex concepts more generally accessible. Good old ever-changing English.

SMARTReporter

Saturday, May 6th, 2006

I’ve had trouble with HDs in the past, had data corrupted and lost, and spent more than one all-night emergency recovery session trying to save Princess MP3 from the Corruption Monster. Usually, the first warning I’ve had is when I try to open a file or do something else on the affected volume, to be suddenly met with a series of blood-curdling errors, all of which basically mean you’re already fucked. And just for kicks, I’ve then gone to look at the drive status in Disk Utility (or, on windows, Everest or something) and lo and behold, the S.M.A.R.T. report thing is “tests failed, drive failure imminent, backup data now” or somesuch.

Well, what’s the fricking point of having all these imminent-failure tests when at the point where you need them, at the point where failure is, actually, imminent, the damn thing doesn’t tell you? On both Mac and Windows, as far as I know, you have to explicitly check this in one of the disk tools I mentioned above. There’s no automatic check. There should be but there is not.

Well, I was not happy with that so I did some searching and found the excellent SMARTReporter, a small menubar app which sits there with a tiny picture of a disk and does absolutely nothing except poll the SMART status of all your drives every x minutes (I set x to 60) and then, hopefully, tell you if there’s something wrong. It’s free, it’s unobtrusive, and if it even saves me once – ie, gives me a crucial few hour’s warning before irreversible corruption begins ruining my day – then it’s worth the negligible resources cost of running it.

New Background Colour

Thursday, May 4th, 2006

I was sick of that pussy grey and needed a colour to better express the DARKNESS OF MY SOUL!!!!!!

Please ignore the flaws around the content area until I can be bothered fixing it, which will probably be in the next few weeks.

Song of the Week

Thursday, May 4th, 2006

Song of the week is Don’t Leave Me Behind, by Suzuki Ami.

I’ve just played this about 50 times in a row, so it’s well deserved. By TK of course, with assistance from Marc.

Also, the somewhat less-than-stellar quality of the file is sure to bring back happy memories of circa-1999 music piracy!

Lyrics in comments.

amazing blog analysis by technorati

Thursday, May 4th, 2006

I admit, technorati is amazing. Blogs are mostly useless, but technorati is demonstrating incredible ingenuity in squeezing more information out of them that anyone could have imagined.

By themselves, they’re useless – but as a realtime source for statistical analysis of trends, they’re fantastic and technorati is the undisputed leader. For an example of the jaw-dropping degree to which they have already taken their analytical capabiltiies, check out this real-time chart of blog activity relating to my favourite band, globe, on all technorati-monitored blogs in japan:

芸能証券 globe

Of course I don’t work for them, but I’d like to own them! This kind of information capability must be worth millions.

CSS Hell

Wednesday, May 3rd, 2006

I test on 3 different browsers. MSIE6, Firefox, and Safari.

I get 3 different behaviours. Fixing it on one breaks the others. You can easily waste 3 hours tweaking it until it finally works – until the next small inherited tweak breaks everything again!

I’m not complaining or anything, I know how it is, everyone’s in the same boat. I’d just like to announce that screwing around with this for hours puts me in a pretty murderous mood, and if I ever meet the scumbag responsible for this situtation, I will administer a beating to his pudgy frame of an intensity such that his girly cries of pain and fear will be audible for kilometers.

multilingual itunes

Wednesday, May 3rd, 2006

Another small but happy step in making 日本語 my bitch.

As everyone knows I like a lot of Japanese music. And depending on where I got it from and how it was tagged, the names can all be a little bit different. For example, good ol’ Ami Suziki can also be tagged as Suzuki Ami or 鈴木あみ. Now for the longest time I didn’t reconcile all these into the obviously proper tags – ie, just renaming them all according to the japanese-character name. This was because I didn’t feel able to find it quickly. But now, I can find it quickly and easily, and having the alternate romanisations is just an annoyance.

So now I eagerly welcome a new phase of consolidation and abandonment of the crutches of romanisation! Goodbye Kanno Yoko and Yoko Kanno – hello 菅野よう子 and “what the hell is that kanji again god damn it right that’s it i am searching for a song name instead”

www.idiots.com

Tuesday, May 2nd, 2006

God I hate companies who do not configure their web sites to accept requests lacking the outdated, totally unnecessary leading “www.” prefix. OK, maybe it’s forgivable in some tiny outfit like www.budgerigar-supplies-online.com but fricking airbus? The worst thing is they’ve configured the DNS to point to the web server, then haven’t configured the web server to accept the requests. Morons!

I consider the www. to be totally unneeded these days, if ever. Sure, subdomains are great, if for nothing else than dividing up server loads and responsibilities. But we do not need a subdomain to identify the protocol – that is taken care of by standardised ports. Especially these days, the only thing forcing people to use “www.” achieves is billions upon billions of wasted keystrokes every single day. And the only other internet service used by 99% of the population is email, which uses a different system anyway!

Maybe when some alternative technology comes along, however, it will be useful. Perhaps some kind of VR system will propogate, using a completely different protocol to HTTP, and it will then be necessary to differentiate this from that. But for now, just drop the www, people.

UPDATE: It has been confirmed that this issue differs country by country. In Japan, anyone accessing airbus.com receives “Bad Request (Invalid Hostname)” without a redirect, whereas in Europe and America it would seem the redirect is successful. Still a grievous configuration error on their part to be sure, but not quite the unforgivable crime against humanity in retribution for which I was fully prepared to authorise the Airbus CIO’s immediate execution.

Amusing conversation

Tuesday, May 2nd, 2006

I had an amusing conversation today with the japanese cleaning lady, who is aged approximately 2000 and understands no english – in fact she may actually have a negative level of understanding of english. I, who can express myself in only the most basic japanese, was trying to tell her to inform building maintenance that the washlet on the toilet was not working. Following an extended sequence of hand-waving, miming, pointing at the ceiling and bewildered looks from both parties, I believe she will now inform management that I wish the toilet to be removed ASAP.

I love it when japanese people (and probably westerners do it too) think that if they just slow their speech down enough, you’ll finally understand, as if the problem is that you just can’t distinguish the syllables. I can distinguish them fine, I just have no fucking clue what they mean. Ah, there’s nothing like a totally botched conversation to pour cold water on your foreign-language confidence – I’d had quite a successful few days and had been pretty sure I’d be able to make myself understood. Ah well! Life is a journey, as they say. Now I’m going to hide in my room until I’m sure she’s gone.

Best Headline Ever

Tuesday, May 2nd, 2006

A rolex, though ugly, will pay for itself in quim

Werd.

Ice Rocks

Monday, May 1st, 2006

Isn’t it amazing how ice makes everything taste great? I put ice in everything. Ice rocks. And when I move into my new place, I’m gonna get an ice MACHINE.

Ice! Yeah!!